My Dream Job.......you ASK?

I will start with a real job that  sounds fun:

duh....mm-Zoo Keeper.  I don't want to scoop poop-

Executive Zoo Keeper.

-or deal with the lame animals like cockatoos and small lizards.

Whale/Elephant/Monkey Keeper.

I wouldn't mind cleaning them, as long as they were nice about it.  Also, I have always wanted to herd something, like, across the middle-earthy plains of NZ.  Around Mt. Sunday (y'know.  The place where they filmed Rohan)!

I would herd sky whales and monkeys, occasionally scrubbing them with real big sponges.  

The whales would fly and some of the monkeys would ride them and some would just knuckle-walk around.  

At night, we would hitch a fairly large tent (attached to the whales) and watch Parks and Recreation and eat banana-splits (I would give the whales some extra-large sky-krill sprinkled ones).

Early in the morn, we would have to make our way to the next grazing spot before the Wolves picked up our scent.  I would have one of those Stun-Gun Shepard's crook in case they did (http://www.beststungun.com/zapcane-stun-cane.html).




Post Script-
A few posts ago I mentioned making unicorn soap.  I forgot to mention the step where you coat one of those golden potatoes in the stuff.
Skin the potato (might be difficult, seeing as how its made of gold.  but its soft, you can probably manage it).  Use a spatuler to then coat the 'tater with a think layer of your unicorn concoction.  Then follow the rest of the instructions as you see fit.  Thank you and apologies.

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