Still awake. I went to sleep a few times in between now and my last post, but I am awake again.

So!  Things!  Stuff.  Many things and also other things.

I am adjusting myself into School Mode (as I was just on a fairly long vacation of Christmas vacaysh and a trip to both Disney World and a cruise) and things are not going extremely well.  My throat hurts and WebMD has diagnosed me with.......

the mumps.
Yeah, no.   Unacceptable.   But other than my aching throat and painful and rash-ridden nostril, things are things and also stuff.

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Guess what the most effective way to get rid of a poison arrow wound is!

Bandages soaked in water?  You say?  This  is not true.  Although it would get rid of both the wounds and poison, isn't it uninteresting?  Yes.
Unicorn soap is a much more involved activity.

How to Make Unicorn Soap:

·         51 oz. of olive oils

·         31.5 oz. of coconut material

·         28 oz. of cold coffee (to sound magical, I will suggest elven coffee)

·         1 cup of small nut bits

·         11.94 oz. of elk-tree shavings.

·         Unicorn fat (from the leg.  Unicorn exercises really makes the magic build up and clot in that area.

      Next, we take all of these fine (fine) ingrediants and mix them in a pot of boiling water.  I assume that you then mix with a mixy-mixer and once its mixy-mixed together you should take a drainy-drainer and…drain it.  Then, with gloves on (its probably hot), pack the stuff together and let cool. 

      You can sprinkle it with confectionary sugar if you like. 

      Once it is hard (or at least fairly stiff), you can put into some kind of satchel or whatever and carry it along on your adventure to use as a quick and first aid if shot with a drow’s spider arrows or hit with a goblin’s rust and tetanus infested pieces of metal.

                   I hope this was helpful for you!  I now go to feast on cookies and (at the same time) watch Parks and Rec.

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